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I had a dream last night we were sucking each other off 69 and we came at the exact same time. Woke up with a raging boner ahhh

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humorrelated:

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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snorlaxatives:

if anyone who follows me wins the powerball just remember that i’ve always been a sweet and kind internet presence in your life and if you need something to do with all that money i will be over here with open arms

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when-in-doubt-sing:

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

halseyno:

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

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fatherlordzukoz:

Reasons I would work out:

  • firebending
  • airbending
  • waterbending
  • earthbending

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